Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
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thunderbrave 0
Hate when that happens. At least ants are high in protein!
OmniFML 0
And now they're gonna be swimmin' inside you for a loooong time. :)
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Comments (131)
Nightfallz 0
fake. nesquick comes in a sealed canister that is impervious to ants. and everybody knows that not all the powder dissolves.
Good_old_Grim 8
The canister might have been opened - it says "some" mix, not "a full unopened canister". And that sometimes not all of it dissolves does not mean there can't be ants in it.
Postlude 1
Just.. looking for reasons to call fake, aren't ya? Nesquick, once already opened, only has that little plastic top and is a very attractive tasty morsel to bugs, who can squeeze themselves very flat. I'm struggling a little with why they would "just drink it" with about a million floaties, but.. well, a lot of the time, it doesn't dissolve all the way. (But I'm the sort of freak that would get the hand blender and MAKE IT DISSOLVE >:F And then had tasty ant smoothies.)
Darth_Taco 14
I am so sorry! I had something similar happen to me once. I was 12 and it involved soda in the dark. Here's the part for the extra lol, I'm allergic to ants >:(! I could've died ;_;...Not really, but I still had a really had allergic reaction so it still sucked XP. I missed the first damn day of school >:(!
dotVillain 1
I would die. I'm myremecrophobic. Which means having a phobia of ants.
lyndis_fml 0
Wow, you actually got angry at nesquik mix? I don't think ants are your biggest problem. When you grow up, you'll find that not only drink mixes, but also people, will often not do exactly what you want them to do. If you get angry and act out in frustration every time that happens, you will not go far in life.
gagliface 3
lol sorry, but...# 46....really? maybe you grew up a little TOO much. calm down.
plexico 4
Good news: You probably got a years' supply of your formic acid requirement! Don't tread on an ant, You'll end up black and blue. Cut off his head, legs come looking for you!
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
That's why I use the syrup stuff for the mix, it dissolves easily and usually doesn't have ants if u refrigerate it. (Ants no likey teh colds!) Anyway, FYL.
hiimmichelle 0
Omg that's so gross.
heythererebeccaa 0
ants have mad protein dude
checkitoutt 0
FYL, the same thing almost happened to me. I dont know if youve ever heard of Cream of Wheat, but its this dry mix that you cook and it has grains in them and I was about to put the mix in the boiling water when I thought I saw the grains moving. After staring at it for like 3 minutes I realized it was ants. gross. did #49 make that up?
plexico 4
No, That's from "Antmusic" by Adam & the Ants. Adam Ant is the greatest live music act ever! He's the ultimate entertainer! I've seen him twice in very small venues and he gives like it's a stadium.
spamme 0
carbohidrat, protein, A B C vitamin