Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
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thunderbrave 0
Hate when that happens. At least ants are high in protein!
OmniFML 0
And now they're gonna be swimmin' inside you for a loooong time. :)
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Comments (131)
sexymessy 0
eww. Wont be drinking chocolate milk EVER!!
EMR_fml 0
Doing anything when you're "Frustrated" is normally a bad idea. Count to ten and think things through before you swallow.
notcoolperson 0
what if i want to swallow?
EMR_fml 0
If you want to swallow ants go for it but the OP clearly did not. I'm just saying the OP might want to take a moment to think before acting. If you feel yourself (the OP) becoming "frustrated" it is time to take a long pause
naomi9241 0
...I don't think the person was referring to ants, LOL
Crunchy_fml 0
tiny ants as opposed to giant ants?
kpearsall 0
#25 Here in California we've got ants anywhere from like .5mm long to 3mm long. Lots of species. Hell even on this block I live on now I have really teeny ones that are almost invisible on bread because they're about the same color as a loaf of wheat. Then outside on the sidewalk are these huge bastards... Gross story, made my skin crawl.
SomeRandomGuy18 0
Ants aren't even an inch big. This isn't that big of a deal. I doubt they're bad for you anyway.
whensdinner 0
chocolate covered ants, among other insects, are considered delicacies in some parts of the world. yum yum! :)
xolauren584 0
I don't think it's really that big of a deal. You'll digest them. Maybe you should check cups before you drink out of them or pay closer attention to what you're doing.
notcoolperson 0
bl.
fml__love 0
Eww, next time you might want to look closer at what you're drinking.
Mnemic 6
I think the OP is laying off the Nesquick for a while now. :P At least I would although I would probably look closer first if something is not really going as it should be instead of getting angry and then force it.
deathbunny256 0
"Grr mix you stupid drink! Don't make me drink you!" Its kinda funny that you would drink the stuff out of frustration. :)
plethora 3
YDI for drinking Nesquick. Milo ftmw.