Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
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Top comments
punchline_fml 5
Not exactly how you make fish and chips
loller27 6
how about fish food
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Comments (193)
I_hate_it_all 5
I get it man. Made the same mistake once. I mean, really, instant mashed potatoes and fish food look EXACTLY alike. I can't tell the difference. (In my case, my 9yr old sister was trying to prank me, and switched the two. Never told her what happened, she would have been devastated)
ArielTheMermaid 17
LOL just the thought of this happening....that's hilarious
gracehi 33
You, my friend, to put it kindly, are a silly goose.
sarahrocrocrocks 5
why
Dojan 16
"Woops! I accidentally killed my fish with fake mash" You deserve it for not mashing proper taters.
austineddy13 0
Maybe you should sell the fish and buy some real potatoes
Nbrandwine 7
Are you f'ing stupid?
GlitterBomb 5
Poor fishies! I'd hate to see what your other pets go through, if you have any D:
yeongji 31
What in the world made you think it was a good idea to do so? Then again, don't bother explaining because I think I will never be able to understand anything coming from someone who thinks what you did is a smart move.
123_pixy 9
It was probably a accident