Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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FMLsOhilarious 6
A boy cumming all over a girls face, mimicking a supersoaker water gun. That's what it means. She asked what it meant guys...not where she could find its meaning.
Nivaku 0
We aint spiderman no moo...we a supersoak that hoe...
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Comments (230)
Alesana_Love 0
sounds like your daughter is having some good times ;)
staciieee_x3 0
HAHAHA! All class ftw.
Rage12 0
toad you didn't tell us what that word means
perdix 31
You probably thought it was hilarious when she showed up to dinner wearing clown make-up! Hey, you forgot to put on the red, rubber nose . . . (consults UrbanDictionary) . . . oh.
WearingHats 14
Well, at least your daughter has a good time. With EVERYONE.
spamf 0
what a little *****
UndiscoveredChao 0
ironic enough seeing ***** with profile pictureof escalated ones like that no?
genniangel0 0
ha!! that is what I was gonna say!!
geege1992 3
66 add me on msn [email protected] I'd love to see more
TaylorTotsYumm 10
66, how does this make OP's daughter a *****? You have no idea what age she is, you have no idea how many sexual partners she has had, you do not know her. Her having sex with her boyfriend is not a valid reason to label her as a *****. Plus, I didn't hear anything about the girls boyfriend being a manwhore from you. It's horrible that (most of the time) a guy can have sex with, say, 5 girls. He gets high fives and is looked up at for this. He's a stud. Now, if a girl has sex with 5 guys, she gets called names, tons of gossip about her, and a bunch of dirty looks from people. She's now a *****. It's completely hypocritical. Obviously, not everybody thinks this way, but quite a few people do follow this double standard.
johnnie99 0
wow!
ElMundio87 0
118 that's because guys have to work to get sex, girls have it easy. big difference.
boopityboppity 11
Achoo! Sorry, 141, but I'm allergic to bullshit. Pardon the language; I'm normally less uncouth.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
141, that's absolute rubbish! That may be how it's portrayed in movies, but in the real world, it's different.
OMGitsME432 1
@ 141 If you can say that girls are ****** (freely) just because she has sex and /or does the same things guys do, then I can say guys are desperate,pathetic, and ONLY want sex. Wouldn't that make whoever you sleep with, I doubt any women, ******? Idiot.
perdix 31
Don't get all bent out of shape about #66's picture -- it's probably not her. A little check over at TinEye.com shows that the picture is used about 29 other places on the Internet. If I'm wrong, spamf, I'll supersoak those for ya. Fair's fair.
UndiscoveredChao 0
^^triple win
UndiscoveredChao 0
triple win was for the long amazing hypocrtie rant.
luraizu 0
Thankyou.
spazz666 18
****** are just girls with a guys point of view about sex. thanks for being a hypocritical asshole(:
xlovexsexxmagic 0
66 you are magnificent
sculp91 0
lol wow gotta love the skanks :)
jrgr 6
that's so wrong lol. sorry OP
BTHErockBOWERS5 0
can you somehow give me your number?
Sake3838 0
self respect kkthxbai
fourchancookie 0
damn!!!!
kohen_fml 0
and ur so versed in social decency 75?