Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Faithful_Jewel 0
Actually cat food is eaten by humans (to test it, first of all, and a variety of other reasons I can't think of on a Sunday afternoon), so it's perfectly safe... and half of the time it's better than the processed crap most people put on sandwiches. Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!
Incubuss 0
Oh well! If it tasted nice it's not really that bad of a FYL. Just watch what you're eating next time.
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Comments (101)
jadie123 0
1st
Zhejan 0
This FML sounds fishy
bskballa92 0
Win^^
plasticspoons 0
Lollers XD
analo_fml 8
LOL ROFL !
irishdancer 0
MEOW!
Dogman332 0
And it would go where ever I would go! Ohh fishy fishy fishy fish! And it would go where ever I would go!
BarryLeVon69 0
mmmmmm tasty hope it wasn't too bad
x3lovebites13 0
Does no one even care what kind of cat food it was? PLEASE TELL xD
Pandasaur 0
I bet it was Fancy Feast! Have you seen the commercials? Those people know how to make a can of cat food sound delicious.
Ichigoner 0
That was a purrfect pun.
Ichigoner 0
Wait, nvm, that wasnt even really a pun. XD
Atmaster 3
same thing tuna/cat food
FML858 0
jadie, I hate tobreak it to yuh, NOBODY CARES.
Link5794 18
58 your profile pic is ****** up
KTFO 0
dumbass
flinkpamingo 0
I once drank a big glass of milk replacer on accident. YUCK!
yehr 0
wtf is milk replacer?
riceicle1 6
It replaces milk - DUHH!!!
aero_fml 0
Oh dear God no! You'd better stick your finger down your throat ASAP and visit the hospital, you just ate CAT FOOD!
ohmyword08 0
at least you and your cat can enjoy the same food :D
Faithful_Jewel 0
Actually cat food is eaten by humans (to test it, first of all, and a variety of other reasons I can't think of on a Sunday afternoon), so it's perfectly safe... and half of the time it's better than the processed crap most people put on sandwiches. Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!
plexico 4
No, it is not. There is not a human employee at the factory taste-testing that shit. Also, the standards for cleanliness are far lower than they are for human food, so the OP has probably just ingested incredible amounts of tainted food crawling with massive amounts of bacteria. Finally, the parts that go into cat food are way different. He probably ate tuna lips, tuna assholes and tuna vaginas -- which happen to smell like people.
n_london 0
ahahahahah. tuna vaginas. that is hilarious. jesus plexico, why are you so awesome?
FarSide 23
All commercially produced animal food is pasteurized. If Purina kills a couple of dozen pets, it is not good for business, and will most assuredly result in litigation. But, there are no human food-tasters at the pet-food factory.
FarSide 23
@16: Ironically, I find that human ******'s smell like tuna.
Twolly 0
I believe that was the joke. Thanks for ruining it.
assiram317 0
y would humans test cat food?
Blippety 23
I'm actually tempted to try cat food now.
Incubuss 0
Oh well! If it tasted nice it's not really that bad of a FYL. Just watch what you're eating next time.
mattman300 0
YDI 4 not checking idiot!
jBird_fml 0
If you like it, you should just keep eating it instead of real tuna. This was a great discovery!
JaxonBeMe 0
Those are exactly my thoughts. I make sandwiches out of everything so this is just interesting to read, definitely not an FML tho, :/
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
I wouldn't really say FYL, I mean I've ate cat food before, its not that bad and its not dangerous. But it still sucks knowing you've done it. But I don't think YDI, unless there was like a picture of a cat on the tin.