Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I was having dinner at my aunt's house who just migrated to Germany from India and doesn't know any German. I asked for the recipe of a dish and she said that she has been buying these cans with cute kitty picture and just adds spices to it. Cat food is delicious I must admit. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
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Top comments
cutie718 0
how te hell did you manage to do that?!?! I have a cat and he eats canned food but it looks NoTHING like Tunafish!
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
ydi for wanting to eat a tuna sandwich with hot sauce. :P
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Comments (155)
lol4ever12321 0
11 your hawt
CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0
Mhhhm..! givvmee thee recipeee
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
ydi for wanting to eat a tuna sandwich with hot sauce. :P
dannydude1 0
YDI for doing something that belongs on a bad sitcom.
angry_wildebeast 0
your a dumbass for making your cat some fancy food. just give it kibbles n bits you idiot
tochi9078 0
niiiiiice
rob78_fml 0
That's rough. And please stop with the Soviet Russia 'jokes'.
RGHTre 0
^ This ^
ohrlynow 9
How does that even happen? No cat food I've ever bought looks anything like tuna...and even if it did, the godawful smell alone should be enough to clue you in. You must be utterly oblivious as to what you put in your mouth.
rob78_fml 0
Wow. Someone with good spelling and grammar skills. Well done.
NikkJachim 0
Kinda... She ended a sentence with "in." Other than that though, beautiful grammar.
elmo6 0
i really wannna say thats wat she said lol
zah_ali 3
My cat's breath smells of catfood! and so does your breath OP (probably lol).
EinSteinFYL 0
Mayo : $2.00 Hot Sauce: $1.50 Tuna: $3.00 Cat food: $2.50 The look on your face when you have that experience: Priceless