Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
simcop2387 10
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.
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Comments (276)
alexisss429 0
leave him he is a douchebag
lottie333 0
honeyy id of dumped his ass by now hes obvs guna cheat the lieing nob
haze360 4
Ok guys first id like to say you dont know the guy and your assuming alot, second she should not be so worried about it, and if she is, then she has some hang ups of her own. relationships take alot of trust on both ends, and just because he has remained friends with an Ex-Girlfriend. it dose not mean he is going to be unfaithful. nor does it mean hes planning to end the relationship so alot of you are being ignorant especially with the lack of information given. BUT!! this is just my honest opinion based on what i have read
Nyo84 8
Honestly, given what information there is in the post, nothing good is happening here. The boyfriend was going on vacation without letting his girlfriend, someone you're supposed to be partners-in-crime with if you're any kind of serious about them, know about it. Then, when she asks, he basically tells her to **** off. No apology for maybe letting it slip his mind, no invitation, no explanation, just "mind your business". That would already shake my faith in the dude, but that's just me. Especially when he's gone for weeks. I mean, you can't cover something like that up! I'm not assuming he's going to be unfaithful just because he brings along his ex. He could have some restraint. I'm just saying that he's already put up a lot of red flags so it wouldn't surprise me if it happened.
ThLast_Huntr22 7
Nooooo I accidentally put u deseverd it sorry......:(