Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
Today, after massive bouts of diarrhea, vomiting, and doctor visits lasting weeks, I finally got a diagnosis… from my puppy's vet. I got Giardia from my dog. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......
ididitmyself 0
uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.
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Comments (59)
kerrygirl 13
im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......
annjella117 0
idiot
americayay 0
haha. i thought it was funny. OP, do you still wear it?
noobcake111 2
holy shit is the thing ok ?
shinshoku13 19
I agree
ddddddddg 9
Yeah it doesn't really appeal to me either
alex_vik 1
Well don't leave your thongs lying around then.
UrFlyyness 0
I dont wanna kno if that thogn was clean or dirty? LOL!~
_Noon_ 0
YDI for having an orange thong.
Jimboom 12
See. That horrible orange thong even made your dog ill! Get rid of it and get some taste.. If you want to send me some pictures of you in different thongs I will be more than happy to critique and advise on the best ones for you. ;-)
stokebasing 0
Haha at #5 :D :P Orange isnt really a nice colour as a thnog :P
jewelzgalore 0
I know, right? And an orange thong? Sounds horrible. Your dog did you a favor.
snackeyg 0
What's wrong with an orange thong?
_Noon_ 0
The color, obviously. It's trashy.
thesmartaleck 0
Please tell me you won't wear that again.
ididitmyself 0
uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.
starflake 3
Thank you! If she likes the colour, then what on earth is wrong with it??
blackscent 0
its orange thats the sign of being possessed by the devil
Asdas_fml 0
I was thinking the same. Who cares about what color thongs you have if they're under your clothes? And how does wearing orange thongs make you trashy? I think it would be more trashy if everyone knew the color of your thongs, but even then the color wouldn't be the problem, having the thongs showing would be.
xBlessedxInxSINx 0
I agree with #9..... And Plus, I like orange.
shepaintsmusic 6
only girls will understand.
starberries 0
I'm a girl and I don't understand.
mountainmanmike 11
I had a girlfriend once who's favorite thong was orange. She was trashy.
pizz0wn3d 0
sounds like the subject of an Oxy Clean commercial
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bexox 0
Too soon...
wienerwagon 0
It's never too soon.