Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Today, I found out my sudden weight loss wasn’t because I changed my diet. It’s because I have heart failure FML
Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML
Today, and over the past six months, after 20+ years of habits aiming at not gaining weight and succeeding in doing so, I've suddenly LOST a lot of weight at 40 years-old due to bad circumstances. No matter how hard I try or how much I eat, my system just seems to have forgotten how to build fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
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Mossyoak_kw 28
Oh my gosh that's terrible. I'm so sorry, OP. Stay strong!! Best of luck to you, sweetie!
LindseyTheMoose 24
Damn. Well I hope all goes well OP, best of luck to you and stay strong!
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Comments (95)
absorbed 12
Im so sorry to hear this OP, stay strong!
misfitunfit 21
Damn :C Best of luck OP
Mysterious_one 26
Really sorry OP.. InshAllah u will be treated and enjoy life to the fullest
The_Avatar 22
I am so freaking sorry but you can fight it! Keep fighting it! Cancer is a dick!
simply_meeeee 26
Oh my gosh. I hope everything will be okay, OP. Good luck!
hplover32 19
Sorry to hear this. Wishing you the best of luck.
alicecooperfan 18
I'm sorry, OP! Sending prayers your way!
quarterbird 18
I'm sorry to hear (read) that, OP. I hope that you receive proper treatment and I wish you a speedy recovery. On another note: Why are people responding to the OP's cancer diagnosis FML with YDI??? I mean... WTF???
loubabe69 19
I'm so sorry.
khrystwiztidkid 15
Your in my thoughts, OP. Cancer had run down some of the strongest people in my entire family... I know the war; not personally though. Keep your chin up, dear. I wish you the best.