BadassRumbleroar
Canada
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned there are people who will beat you up if you don't give them your spot on a bench. FML
hihaay
United States
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
EricCartman
United States
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
nameless
United Kingdom
Pervy
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Rosie
WTF?
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
LLCK
Owatonna, United States
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
DanJames24
Family jewels
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
candidcripple
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Broke
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
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dayzz1 10
Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)
Roevera 14
I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"
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Comments (130)
boofgall 16
Yes, do tell.
burtonbullet 10
We're all waiting in suspense.
kay2810 9
The awkward moment when...
Emulersod 4
You got yourself a new friend right there ;)
GoW_Chick 15
Oh I'm sorry didn't see you, will a nice long hug make you feel better?
fattylumptard 1
Maybe you look plump and soft to sit on. I've sat on a large and in charge person before it's nice
ThecomingofTan 9
Oh, that's just Carl. He is a runaway from the Mental Institution. To make him stop, I would advise you to whisper sweet nothings in his ear, stick your finger up your ass, and confess your love for Bob Barker.
EduJav321 24
What do you expect, its a school bus
Purexinsanity 46
Nowhere on the FML does it say anything about school..
Stahrgeyzer 8
It's not nice to judge someone who you just met. Instead of calling them crazy, why not mentality deranged, demented, or even insane.
06rubiandrea_fml 5
People are realy crazy these days...FYL OP...