BadassRumbleroar
Canada
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned there are people who will beat you up if you don't give them your spot on a bench. FML
hihaay
United States
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
EricCartman
United States
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
nameless
United Kingdom
Pervy
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Rosie
WTF?
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
LLCK
Owatonna, United States
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
DanJames24
Family jewels
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
candidcripple
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Broke
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
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dayzz1 10
Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)
Roevera 14
I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"
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AllyyK 9
Not sure if someone already said this, if not I'll be the one to say it. Are you by any chance Meg from Family Guy? (For those morons out there who are gonna say something extremely stupid, I obviously know she's not literally Meg. Just reminded me of Family Guy.) I don't care if you don't think it's funny, at least I'm amused :D Hehe. Maybe next time I'll come up with a better comment for all you crazy no sense of humor 'FML..ers' HAH!
ladyLALAA 29
I probably would have given you thumbs up if you didn't have a big cry in it..
sassypenguinxox 15
What does that have to do with anything?
crazyperson3 0
Sorry, you looked comfortable XD
Nolnah 14
I sware. that allyyk writes hella ******* long comments! every time I see her comment it just goes on and on and in and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on! ;)
pdp_fml 21
Call "rape,rape!!!! Maybe that person will stop doing that to you
mightymart 5
Happens to me every day, even when the bench isnt full
gleeeeek 7
The same thing happened to me but in a bus o_o and of course this stupid website won't let me post it...
immaMonsta 8
Giggidy.
btnhdude 0
I'm not.
FroHo 8
Sounds like something fun that I would do! ;D
immaMonsta 8
#73 Sitting on random people you don't know is fun?
FMLsOhilarious 6
Guess you don't get out much if you DON'T think sitting on people you don't know isn't fun (;