Vegetarian
Finland
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
j0hn
United States
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
NoMeatFail
Canada
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Anonymous
Doncaster, Australia
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
veggiegal
United States
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
souped
United States
Tasty
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Anonymous
Acquired taste
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Anonymous
Ingredients check
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
saywhat
United States
Disloyal!
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Anonymous
Medway, United States
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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frickyourlives 0
Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder.
xOngakux 0
#38, though that is often true when it comes to veganism I can assure you vegetarianism can be one of the most healthy diets possible for most people. Iron doesn't just come from meat, it can also be found in green vegetables, certain fortified cereals and other non-meat products. And #44, if you are purely carnivorous I expect you are incredibly ill right now. Not trying to give you both a home ec lesson, just educating. *waits for abuse* Anyways, OP, sure it sucks accidentally eating meat if you're a vegetarian but it's hardly that big a deal, it can happen to a lot of us, especially when being served meals by those uneducated about what vegetarianism actually is.
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Comments (63)
hellokimmiee 5
You deserved it for being vegetarian boo hooooooo
jlheinjus 0
eat red meat or you'll turn dumb
xjenish 0
actually red meat is worse for you. it's harder for your body to digest it. so not eating red meat is the smarter choice.
amiemariej 0
not all minced meat mixtures even have meat in them anymore, check the container to even see if it has any
frickyourlives 0
Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder.
EleventyFan 0
I'm sure there are other times you've had meat without knowing it. When you go out to eat, there is always the chance that your meal really does have meat in it even if it is supposed to be a vegetarian meal.
fisheatsbear 6
you should dice your meat instead
elsnappypickle 0
yay meat!
iloveloosy12 0
ydi vegie man
i_chose_to_laugh 0
Being vegetarian is hazardous to your health. you're not receiving some of the important minerals your body needs, like iron. you're left taking vitamin pills to make up for it and I assure you that's not the safest choice. but really, just take it like a man.
xOngakux 0
#38, though that is often true when it comes to veganism I can assure you vegetarianism can be one of the most healthy diets possible for most people. Iron doesn't just come from meat, it can also be found in green vegetables, certain fortified cereals and other non-meat products. And #44, if you are purely carnivorous I expect you are incredibly ill right now. Not trying to give you both a home ec lesson, just educating. *waits for abuse* Anyways, OP, sure it sucks accidentally eating meat if you're a vegetarian but it's hardly that big a deal, it can happen to a lot of us, especially when being served meals by those uneducated about what vegetarianism actually is.
amiemariej 0
@38 iron is a "trace" mineral meaning we only need a small amount of it. you can get your daily needs in legumes, dried fruits, and leafy greens to name a couple, also anything soy which aslo contains protien that would also other wise have come from meat. Most soy products like silk are enriched with the vitamins and minerals that would have been missing from the diet. being vegetarian isn't a bad thing so everyone should get off their high horse
mercedeslove 0
how is this an FML? Get over it. It didn't kill you.
ChocolateTazer 0
^^Epic win