Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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snazz23 20
My dad likes to fill water bottles with carbonated water and mix them amongst the other water bottle so you guzzle it unexpectedly.
cheeeksss 29
This reminds me of Drake and Josh.
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Comments (51)
_Slenderman_ 16
Better than tasting funny because you were poisoned.
Dick_diamond 22
First world problems..
musdesimd 18
There should be a "this aint an FML" button. As long as hes not peeing in it, who cares?
Garnetshaddow 30
I have to say, it's a little strange how many people jumped straight to poison. My mind went straight to the old episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon has been putting insects in Leonard's food just to see when he'll notice!
chocolateninja22 9
Why is that a bad thing though?
PhoenixChick 26
Because your soda tastes funny. There is literally no point to drinking soda other than liking the taste, so if you don't like the taste of it...it's ruined.
themostunlucky_fml 14
She sounds pretty cool
Usernameman123 10
thats really not that bad I do it all the time unless its like rootbeer and lemonade
PickleOfLife 4
Oh well, time to go back to drinking good-ol' water...
mattyiscool123 26
Flavors?
Yuso_Yagari 9
It's not like it's gonna kill you and tbh I mix soda sometimes I don't see the issue with it