Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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Top comments
snazz23 20
My dad likes to fill water bottles with carbonated water and mix them amongst the other water bottle so you guzzle it unexpectedly.
cheeeksss 29
This reminds me of Drake and Josh.
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Comments (51)
Devtyro 14
At least they didn't slip a bunch of soy sauce in your Pepsi. Sorry Steven:p
tranced_ 45
I actually think it would've tasted better with soy sauce.
Mathalamus 25
Ew. That sounds disgusting.
Solano2580 24
And? What flavors? Elaborate please.
lexiieeex3 32
Are you really posting an FML about a little root beer in your coca cola?
Whatapuffchild 23
At least he/she isnt mixing poisions into your drink. Think of the bright side.
StarkWolf_fml 23
so did the coke taste like pepsi?
Dinonick 15
The theater I work at has four of those touch screen coke machines with the couple dozen flavors. The upside is it is so much fun to play with The downside is, every coke I get tastes a bit like every other drink in the machine because they use the same nozzle
GhostFox 34
Never seen one of those machines before, but couldn't you run plain water for a few seconds? Wouldn't clear all of it, but it would probably help.
Born2Pizza 23
That is soda depressing.
jtheblue 17
Cool dad
Bragi 12
Don't be a whiner, OP. He's paying attention to your tastes.
GAJones4221 10
How is this an FML,I think this is funny, kind of cute too.