Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
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Top comments
Stumblebum30 5
Don't let him move in. That's called using you. You should be valued more than that.
kufskr 0
LMAO nothing can help you from getting kicked in MW2. >.
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kdawg360 0
it's a complement. he saying your internet is better then his.
kdawg360 0
*he's
7g23 0
Realistically you're not going to reach download speeds greater than 3 Mbps if the download server is one city over, BUT you can split that 15mbps connection through a router and you can download as much **** as you want and with that 15mbps cap he won't experience any lag! (well shouldn't)
7g23 0
#18 that's your opinion, but I like to be well rounded, videogames are a nice piece of that rounding.
ShogunLychee 0
At least you know his weakness - no doubt you'll manipulate him with it later on ...
ElMundio87 0
why else would he want to move in?
gumzy 6
thts shallow, mayb u cud move into his house to see tht cute guy next door instead ;)
yomamasmama 0
that games hella legit though. let him be a man...or boy.
Stumblebum30 5
Don't let him move in. That's called using you. You should be valued more than that.
dorkerosito 0
i dont see a problem. i play MW2 and a good internet connection is necessary. quit being a bitch about it. Let him enjoy the connection and u enjoy your tampons.
dorkerosito 0
By the way, whats his gamer tag? i'll add him.