Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
It wasn't me!
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
Block-cocked
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
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H0TinNYC 1
it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!
monkeyy22 6
Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML
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Comments (115)
GooberNater 0
geez, what is with chicks not knowing when guys are gay? I have a lot of gay friends, used to ice skate proffesionally, and even the butchest gays have telltale signs
chicko_fml 0
ur a ****** too then?
grg7l 0
damnm
JenandNA 0
awwww
infernoprincess 6
I'm so sorry :/ I've had that happen b4 & I no it does suck.....
LRobinson 5
nothing wrong with that! :)
KittyKat_12 2
Wow.
happyk 0
Closer in what way?
Veritas411 0
if you mean closer as in romantically then Clearly You know what he's into and why You aint it, so barring major reconstructive surgery You cannot attain it live and let live... maybe work on your gaydar, but other 6than that move on if your bro is straight this is as much of an F their Lives for them
lmsweet 0
FYL doesn't apply here. it's your fault for being lame.
Alesana_Love 0
bahahahaha
RinoaHeartilly 36
Hot. You should take a lot of pictures.