Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
It wasn't me!
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
Block-cocked
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
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H0TinNYC 1
it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!
monkeyy22 6
Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML
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H0TinNYC 1
it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!
wallcat 0
yeah, that would suck.
cloud_strife_ 0
Or your mom...
monkeyy22 6
Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML
starile 20
Have fun with that one!
mitchie11 0
#5 and #10.. did you guys overlook the possibility of the OP being a guy? it could be a gay trio going on here..
Djosef_fml 0
Cue the trio bromance... Now.
Efilyn 0
Ugh what a freeloader. Get revenge.
alexaluvee 0
awwhh that sucks. so is he gay then or did he just wanna get closer to your brother friend wise.?
mitchie11 0
straight guys don't do that.. they don't use girls to hang out with guys. That would be illogical unless they are gay.
anquilla 2
make him jealous, find another friend for your brother ..ahaha
goldendoodle95 0
so?
Andygk15 3
loool
SCOLA 0
You might be boring and he must be fun!!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Oh no OP! Someone you like happens to like someone else! GASP!! Your life is truly ******.
justsayfuck 5
That's not fair, it seemed like the boy he/she liked liked him/her too, because he was coming over to his/her house, instead he liked his/her brother. Damnit OP, why didn't you select your gender, it makes this sentence unnecessarily hard to read.