brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Darkness162000
France
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Sally
United States
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Username
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
thanksfyi
Norway
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Charleston, United States
It wasn't me!
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
Anonymous
Bangalore, India
Block-cocked
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
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H0TinNYC 1
it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!
monkeyy22 6
Today, I found out that the sister of the guy I really like, is totally in love with me. Hell, I'm gay! FML
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Comments (115)
PlatanitaFrita 0
Don't worry he probably likes ur brother instead :)
lkalili 7
You are such a wonderful person....
ben93_fml 0
what's wrong about that? if you couldn't tell by the way he behaved around your brother, then it's your fault. sry.
malle_93 0
I think it's a bit funny the ones who say that it's her own fault, because she could just see on the guys behavior, that he was gay... It's not every homosexual you can tell is gay! and to be honest, you wouldn't think it was her own fault, if the guy came home to her house to be near her sister...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
It's like I said earlier in post #3. If none of those things were the case, this wouldn't have happened. Hence, OP DI.
thedabinator 0
ydi for liking a gay guy... just sayin
goldendoodle95 0
so?
shadyecko 0
No ****.
nicqui 0
Hahaha, that's awesome! Not for you... but you know... in general.
Evangeline1 0
lol, he's GAY .... ehhh now you have a new shopping buddy:)
TipYourHooker 5
Hahaha I can't believe how stupid some of these commenters are..."So is he gay?" No, he just likes to get really close to other dudes through girls cause he doesn't know how to make friends. Yes, he's ******* gay. Please tell me about one guy you know who purposely TRIES to get close to another guy that isn't gay. Good lord. And #77...are you just plain retarded? What does that even mean?
TipYourHooker 5
Oops, I meant #76. Seriously though, "at least you liked him." What good did it do him/her to like him? You're dumb, straight up.