Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML
Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
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Top comments
leili 0
LOL #1. You do know that Biophysics doesn't have that much of a correlation to English, right? You should get up and DO something about your situation instead at looking at what others are doing.
sooper 0
at least you're manager and not an employee :D
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Comments (156)
mrs_mommy_07 4
You really cant be upset about that. She chose to make something of herself. You could've done the same. You chose to stay at McDonald's as long as you have and now you're manager. It's never too late to make something of yourself.
jessmariee 7
Karma?
tubagirlswagg 5
Why does her success make your life suck? Be happy she got where she did and if you don't like where you're life is get up off you ass, close the FML window, and DO something about it. I'm not gonna say YDI but she obviously made better choices than you and you bitching about how her success somehow defines yours is just pathetic. And being valedictorian means nothing if you don't apply yourself or go to a mediocre to low grade school. I went to a camp that's 90% valedictorians and I was smarter school-wise and had more street-smart than about 65% of them. I'm in the 31st percentile at my school and numer 389.
Steffi 26
She might be dyslexic, or have other issues.
LegendofZelda88 8
what I got outta that is that high school grades don't mean jack! lol
keyofdestiny13 24
Why do people portray working at McDonald's as a bad thing? >_
picturescrazy 24
Be happy for her instead of being a turd about it. How is comparing yourself to other people helping you out?
Desure 4
you didnt do anythin w/ your life to end up were you are now. you tortured her & she is doing way better then you. smh were did you go wrong ?
ami_me 10
This makes me feel good for some reason lol
poncho55 40
YDI for thinking you're better than other people. Her strengths are not the same as yours. Please pull your head out of your butt.