anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
makeover-needed
United States
Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML
Some people just suck!
Slander
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
lonergirl
Australia
Who am I?
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Anonymous
Doesn't add up
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Anonymous
Hampton Hill, United Kingdom
Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
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Welshite 40
Are the others known as "the good" and "the bad"?
perdix 31
#1, it's rare to see a great first comment. Hats off to you, good sir! An extra turkey leg for you!
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Comments (82)
bjhhjh 20
At least you have a title!
Edumcg 24
**** that. No one is ugly. I'm sure you can do something to change that nickname OP :] You can rick rolled them all and be known as "the troll". cheer up
imbedderdenu 23
awww omg that's tough. :/
WCARlover 35
Beauty is subjective!
schadenfreud 6
rest assured, if your colleagues are shallow enough to classify people based on their own subjective interpretations of good looks your potential for advancement is pretty high
noobienick 19
"Cheer leader! So and so! What's her face! The ugly one!"
annie_nk 23
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of that quote!
Thejackel79 9
Why do you have to remind me that Homestarrunner hasnt updated in 2 years.
amisenho 11
I'm pretty sure one of them was involved in a sailing mishap, so one of the other three would have to be out of the panel.
chelseaaxoxo 4
Theyre just jealous:)
pickleOnABun 10
that sucks...
Snorlax_Snarf 10
There's three people at your work named anonymous? That's crazy.
perdix 31
I'm guessing the others are "the stupid one" and "the smelly one." Ironically, they are all employees at The Self-Esteem Store.