Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, out of my whole class, I received no awards. All my teachers thought that I would get plenty from the others. Now people think I'm stupid. I have a 3.66 GPA and they won't believe me. FML
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my neighborhood thinks that I'm a beaten woman due to the reoccurring ambulances in front of my house at night. My kid just chokes on everything, and they don't believe me. FML
Today, I realized that a kid in my class is actually autistic and didn't have ADHD. The teachers went out of their way to lie that he has ADHD and not autism. No wonder people thought I was a "retard" (their words, not mine) when it came out that I had ADHD and started using classroom accommodations. FML
Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML
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Top comments
Tuesdays76 0
Break down their door and wreck their house! No one can blame you because they think your mentally Handicap.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Judgmental people. Ew.
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Comments (157)
Snackbars 0
Urinate on their shoes. You don't know any better.
emily14swim 0
hahaha
yuggi1 11
I'm a 4.0 student, too. Now look where that got me. It still looks good on your resume, though.
FarSide 23
If all you have for a resume is to put that you are a 4.0 student.... don't expect to even work the cosmetics counter at Sear's.
GabbyCharityM 0
Play along, and have some fun. ;D Like, take a dump on their lawn. They can't blame you cause your "mentally challenged".
khaya 9
You are now allowed to shit in their gardens and they can't tell on you. Test the boundaries of being 'mentally handicapped'.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Take it to your advantage. Almost anywhere can be a bathroom for ya! ....Yeah, right.
EvilPotato 15
you got owner
EvilPotato 15
owned
SirEBC 7
Let me guess.. You're a 4.0 student as well?
sarapsosis 1
Let me guess... You're a 4.0 students as well??
T3P33_fml 0
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yourreflection 0
I wonder why was that so easy to believe o.o
VeeVengeance 0
quit looking retarded
A7X_LoVeee 10
That wouldn't make any sense though. If they were close then they would know he isn't mentally retarded.
RavenRiley007 4
why the fuçk do they even matter? 4.0 GPA ftw your life isn't fuçked because of your neighbors mate...priorities!!