Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, out of my whole class, I received no awards. All my teachers thought that I would get plenty from the others. Now people think I'm stupid. I have a 3.66 GPA and they won't believe me. FML
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
It's not what you think
Today, I found out everyone in my neighborhood thinks that I'm a beaten woman due to the reoccurring ambulances in front of my house at night. My kid just chokes on everything, and they don't believe me. FML
Diagnosis results
Today, I realized that a kid in my class is actually autistic and didn't have ADHD. The teachers went out of their way to lie that he has ADHD and not autism. No wonder people thought I was a "retard" (their words, not mine) when it came out that I had ADHD and started using classroom accommodations. FML
Trump card
Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
The biggest lie
Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
With friends like these…
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Unwanted
Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML
Top comments
Tuesdays76 0
Break down their door and wreck their house! No one can blame you because they think your mentally Handicap.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Judgmental people. Ew.
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Comments (157)
zero_ego 0
Don't worry Corky, life goes on..... lol
mikagesouji 0
Having a 4.0 GPA doesn't mean you're smart. It just means you work hard and actually do your homework, study, etc. Like someone else on here said, you could get all A's in special classes and still have a good GPA. In any case, you know you're not mentally handicapped, so why do you care what they think?
cmoneyybh 0
u must look dumb then, i dont believe u either
Lichinamo 33
How could you not believe them if you have never met them? That just makes you appear as the retarded one on this FML.
cybermolly10 7
Tell everyone your neighbor used to be a woman. Or they swing or something, I dunno.
sk3l370n 0
it defo has advantages, like u can poop on lawns, pull up flowers, eat their young you kno that sorta stuff and get away with it
noobgang7 5
This can be a good thing... You can get away with it and not get in trouble. Maybe run over a news anchorman and his dead hooker or go into the ladies bathroom and bust open all the doors because you "don't know any better"
houstontxmex 0
Forget about them, you put your helmet back on, strap it down tight, grab your favorite crayons and go hump a tree...make your other 4.0 classmates happy and proud of you. :)
AWESOME3SOME 0
9- you shut your ***** mouth when Billy mays is talking!!!!
Bano360 25
Oo shiny red ball.
SofaKingHappy 0
i would **** up my neighbors if i were you :)