Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
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kaitlynadele 0
I did something like that once. I thought my friend's dad was his grandfather. In my defense, though, he's in his 60's.
nwc020 0
or grandfather
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Comments (80)
CryingHowls 0
HAHAHA BURN! what could be worse? =p
nwc020 0
or grandfather
kaitlynadele 0
I did something like that once. I thought my friend's dad was his grandfather. In my defense, though, he's in his 60's.
chloe2114 4
You have a boyfriend! XD
penguintux 0
Maybe you just look old.
Pauline96_fml 20
How does that help?!...
jerryj 27
It's not supposed to.
Nomad609 0
Maybe you should have taken yourself a bit better if you wanted to be given a compliment.
SAF_fml 0
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thats more of an FML for him you stupid, old-looking self-absorbed bitch
xsw33tyx101 0
What the hell is your prob... I think you'd be insulted too if you were called a grandma and you were 38..
olisykes_ 0
what's up your arse??
yashack 0
arse? what the hell?
samjune 0
Really? Get some manners bro. You're making yourself look stupid.
amatayo 0
how old are you I mean if you are 55+ then well he can't really say you look young.
elsieenchanted 0
If your 50 or older it's not really a FML...
voveraite 7
because being 50 and the grandmother of a teenager is so bloody common. right :|
Chefwannabe 0
My mom is 53 and I'm 18.
kcslgvr 11
my mom is 52 and im 14...
_rawrasaur_ 0
My mum's 54 and I'm 13... beat you ;)
christopherlove 0
My mom's 200 and I'm 3! PWNT!
missmeliss0309 0
#30 wasn't saying being 50 and the MOTHER of a teenager was abnormal, she was saying being 50 and being the GRANDmother of a teenager is strange. Learn to read, retards.
jedialix 0
#8,,what's your name?
countrygirrl95 0
actually. I'm fifteen. and my grandma is 53. six or seven of my friends are the same way. so yea it's common.
Alexgoesfml 3
You picked a lovely name for your daughter if that helps...
BlueEyed1019 12
agreed! Diana is my favorite name of all time'
ydi_bitch 0
YDI for being an old bitch
thelonelylurker 0
Is it cougar time already?
ChurchofFagenism 0
Hahahahahah!!!!!!