Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gc327072 31
Oh, hey babe! I didn't know you were on FML!
Welshite 40
Aww. He's cares so much that he's willing to share all of his personalities with you.
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Comments (94)
Jakob2255 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
how did she meet all three and not realize they were her ex???? and how do you explain to the judge that you met different people but they where all really him the court will think she is stupid.
Merylwen 24
"Met them" = met them online, not in person.
Petey801 5
That's soo effing awesome!!!
nettrol 19
Wow that's some serious stalking!
haylz123 8
ok ..just a little stalkerish
iAshelle 11
Damn
DreadfulBelle 3
Run. Run fast.
Dif_fml 12
What the complete ****?
glabberfasted 16
What the partial ****?
foxwasalamb 24
i dont even know which rating to give this...
egrudy 9
RUN!
evagria89 2
that doesn't even make sense! if you met all three before even meeting your now ex, how did you not know?
blackonblight 33
*pats on head* not everyone first makes someone's acquaintance in meatspace. You can in fact meet people via digital, text based, communications. It could even be accomplished through this very site were you so inclined.