Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gc327072 31
Oh, hey babe! I didn't know you were on FML!
Welshite 40
Aww. He's cares so much that he's willing to share all of his personalities with you.
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Comments (94)
worldclassrager 41
Well maybe you can find a few more...
kat_moore15 12
Hahaha oh my.. I think it's time for some new friends.. Hm
leary96 15
Or some real life not internet friends.
ELoni_fml 25
Restraining order, and maybe get a vicious dog
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
She lives in the US why not get a gun as well. Haha
leary96 15
Better load up before Obama takes them all.
haroldstagram 12
Woah
XxD_reamZx 10
true love...
pratikp03 22
Get out in the real world
DarkArbiter5555 10
What the actual ****
FlyingPie 17
As opposed to an imaginary ****?
eyedea84 5
haha.
sunshineb81 16
Tell us how you found out OP.
Croooow 11
I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
KaylaTackett 18
"I met all three before he and I even started dating". I don't understand this part.
HeyTherexxx 21
It means she spoke to all three different internet personas before she and her ex began dating.
gracehi 33
My theory is that OP and her ex knew each other before they started dating. He liked her, but wanted to figure out a fool proof way to woo her, so he made three different online aliases, met her in some pubic forum, made friends, got to know her better, THEN asked her out. It's actually quite clever, although equally creepy.
HeyTherexxx 21
And quite obsessive.