Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gc327072 31
Oh, hey babe! I didn't know you were on FML!
Welshite 40
Aww. He's cares so much that he's willing to share all of his personalities with you.
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Comments (94)
Drian91800 7
Damn, that's sad
mosquito19 14
stop having online friends.
Duggie1339 13
How did u find out though?
Jakob2255 12
if you think about it though all of us on fml are stalkers just by definition lol.
kotake 7
honestly, i'm kinda shocked. my online friends i've done stuff with before. so if it was just one person they'd have to do things like control 3 different avatars or talk to them at the same time. Just an easy "real person test" is who are THEY friends with. Do you have mutual friends you know to be independent? Are they independent of each other? A good way to tell is facebook. see what messages their friends send them. if they dont post and dont receive they're at least suspicious.
HeyTherexxx 21
Pretty sure you can catfish on Facebook even with social stuff on it.
molleyla 7
Well hope that teach you not to befriend strangers on facebook anymore.
MSCCG 16
That's very impressive.
HeyTherexxx 21
Stalking is hard to do anything about. Especially on the Internet.
myheartisinNE 3
This guy has taken stalking to a new level, be very careful op!
PoeticPathetic 0
He sounds like a decent multitasker atleast