Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
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Mirorbo 27
I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!
pistachiopanda 19
Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat
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Comments (139)
jonha21 11
Better tell your sister that she start saving money for your Brand New "PS4" Talking About Collateral Damage
Fletchdads 9
Just got a ps3 a week ago? Isn't it a lil late to hop on this generation of consoles
Neko9000 11
Well it's ur dumb parents that decide ur fate kinda
usernameunkn0wn 18
First of all, if it wasn't for your "dumb" parents, you wouldn't be in existence. Second, how you are raised does have some impact on how you live your life but it DOES NOT determine your "fate". Everyone makes their own choices through life, this determining their own destiny. Third, your comment just proves how intelligent you really are.
mollyjynxjax 28
They said ONE of their best, not THE best. For all we know they could have meant that the sister was another of their best
LeapingTurtles 4
FALCON PUNCH !!!
TheChillyBoy88 6
Warranty
monsterGordon 8
Evil sister. Well if u get a new ps3. Add me: monsterGord
worldclassrager 41
I think your sister didn't realize this was a joke...but on the contrary parents can't really not play favorites...either way I hope you had insurance on your Playstation for a replacement..,
OverBlossomed 22
My younger sister was the favorite of our mother, so I feel the OP's sister's pain. That said, she overreacted. When I got upset about the favoritism, I just talked to my friends for a while (hey, I was THEIR favorite).
Roland97 4
To bad it couldn't have been an Xbox :/ Feels.