Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
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Mirorbo 27
I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!
pistachiopanda 19
Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat
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Comments (139)
Estuansis 8
Ummm considering my history with my sister, I would go through her room and destroy everything she owns. Everything.
vikkip5 3
And that's when I brake something of theirs. :) revenge is so sweet
mcrgirl228 8
Why is every lone dissing the sister? Yeah, her behavior was uncalled for, but imagine how it made her to feel like her parents loved her sibling more.
The_9th_Doctor 18
flush her makeup. she won't mess with you again.
Chris93Jones 20
revenge time??
Hipnog 15
Wonder why, 134? I mean I'm VERY sure she didn't break his new PS3.
sabotaged 4
The key words are "ONE of their best projects." For all we know, one of their other best projects was their other child. And even if not, it's not OP's fault their parents chose to say that.
Solano2580 24
Make her pay for it, each cent she has and makes goes to you
scarygurl 8
at least now you can get the ps4!
Pyrithium 8
Your sister is a selfish ****