Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML
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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
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Mirorbo 27
I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!
pistachiopanda 19
Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat
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Comments (139)
girlbye23 15
Jealousy is a bitch
the_dumb_duck 7
Due to new scientific evidence, we can officially conclude, bitches be crazy
HayJay316 9
That's why she isn't the favorite cause she is a b****
dweeds508 24
At least the PS4 is coming out soon
ZombieSazza 34
Ignore her for a long time, seriously it works. Just don't acknowledge her when she acts normal like she did nothing wrong, she's a stupid jealous bitch. I hope your parents disciplined her. I'd LOVE to hear how the OP deserves this?!? Not his fault at all.
Omniprism 15
Tell your parents and make her buy you a new one.
FluffMyLama 3
really cute what your parents said though :)
Omniprism 15
Also maybe have a family sit and make sure your sister has enough self esteem and doesn't need an intervention to help with her anger issue.
MDTeddy 13
Some of these fmls are just too much for me to handle because they are too ****** up. O.o I don't play ps3, but I feel the pain.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
I sure as hell hope your PS3 is in warranty. What did she do to break it?