Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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thinmint 0
* shudder*
lifesucks159357 0
at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves
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Comments (63)
kendralover661 0
hahaha, wow. maybee she did that so you wouldn't goo in Herr rooom? well, I wouldn't brinng your boyfriend over if the stripper is at youur house! you got it baad.. sorrry!(:
perdix 31
You should be scared! You really don't want to walk in on your mom when she's learning to pick up dollar bills without using her hands. Ewww!
jillz 0
You should not be going into their room anyway so it all works out fine in the end.
fuckinglifehard 0
kinkyyyyyy.
urclremi 2
make a porno. im sure it will be worth a few dollors :3
susieKiute 0
i would totally put one in my room if i could. sexy way to spice up yout love life ;)
grampa_pubes666 0
ur a ******* pussy . that's not even a fml , it's a yap ( you're a pussy)
hatemylife6 0
ahah , ohh wow thaat suucks
bnut22 0
Hey old people can have fun too.... Hahahaha
ndiesal 0
That's not normal... but also not exactly unhealthy... but fyl, I'd be freaked the **** out too