onionrings
Gainesville, United States
Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Jenny
United States
Culinary experience
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
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United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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United States
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Anonymous
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Telley21
Rexburg, United States
He had to find out eventually!
Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Top comments
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe he confused them for squid rings.
Jared900DUmpling 30
OMG Onions are my favorite fish too!
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Comments (74)
igg125 30
They are. I see onion rings, I eat onion rings.
gordjess1 19
Give him a calamari ring and then he'll realise the difference between seafood and veggie. I accidentally ate calamari once thinking it was an onion ring. I hate seafood and nearly vomited when I realised what I had done.
qbgroh3 15
Vegetarian calamari.
nonameDE 11
They arent?
worldclassrager 41
I can't think of a fish place that serves onion rings...aside from fast food...maybe a quick lesson would help they could maybe be confused with calamari or something else
eh2015 8
Does he think onions are from the sea..?
Ted_brosby 4
"Hope you mean ex husband" That's how 90% of FML comments are
sdroze1389 31
you're the first one in this entire thread who even mentioned anything close to that. you need to work on your math skills yo.
christian_slate 16
Cut the second sentence! Would have been great if he was a teenager, though...
scarfazechick 9
Lmao really
az1z_official 17
Fish are friends not food - Bruce (The shark)