onionrings
Gainesville, United States
Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Insecure
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To be fair and balanced…
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He had to find out eventually!
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Top comments
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe he confused them for squid rings.
Jared900DUmpling 30
OMG Onions are my favorite fish too!
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Comments (74)
SummerSet14 5
Well, I guess it's easy to get calamaris or squid rings confused with onion rings , as they both have a distinct smell.... #sarcastic
kitkatmiaow 21
# shut it
ProSwimmerFL 16
Easily mistakable both make your breath smell like crap. So good for him on observation skills, not so good with common sense.
Malecent 13
Why does it matter what age he is?
Drosophila82 18
I'm no expert but if you've been eating rounded deep friend rings of onions called onion rings till the age of 36 and whether you thought that the name was given Sarcastically or because it was some sort of a round onion-y sea weed that looks like calamari and still after this mental exercise you didn't look it up or ask someone.....
samlovesham1234 9
He's got them mixed up with kalamari.
Drosophila82 18
Only in Texas people think onion rings are seafood and the U.S government is conspiring to invade their state. Why would a government invate it's own territories!
sdroze1389 31
over a political split of opinion involving federal representation and congress ability to overrule the wishes of its occupants. Texas still maintains a constitutional right to succession and I imagine that worries the powers standing. no idea on the onion thing, but we have idiots in CA also so it might not just be a Texas thing.
itschrissy_16 16
That's a fishy situation
rachh6421 12
Calamari rings?
pinque 19
Apparently your dating a child