onionrings
Gainesville, United States
Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
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To be fair and balanced…
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He had to find out eventually!
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Top comments
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe he confused them for squid rings.
Jared900DUmpling 30
OMG Onions are my favorite fish too!
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Comments (74)
sdroze1389 31
are sea cucumbers vegetables or seafood in his opinion?
Jared900DUmpling 30
Technically land cucumbers are actually fruits, since they have seeds, which makes this even funnier :D
sdroze1389 31
I forgot to ask the first question that came to mind. does he think specifically the rings or onions in general come from the sea?
bluefairy_fml 24
Maybe he thought they're the same as calamari rings.
ColonelCusswords 24
Onions are sea creatures if you believe hard enough
bekkylove22 23
Tell him to go try and catch some.
edris_305 21
Hasn't he ever seen a raw onion before :/
classicsparkles 17
It's just land calamari, it's like calamari but instead of a squid, it's an onion.
amanda182 19
I mean there are other types of rings like squid rings & chicken rings, etc. but pretty sure the name "onion" ring should have given it away lol.
Cassandra2015 21
Throw some calamari in the mixture . see if he thinks those are onion rings
TweetAnne 13
Puts a whole new twist to surf and turf.