Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
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Juliaa15 6
Being a Marine and a ladygaga lover is super badass. You have the right to be jealous. Especially since he's cooler than you.
ohmygaaawsh29 0
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Comments (109)
lemonzone25 17
Same story, except instead of obsessing over Lady Gaga on FarmVille, my grandpa likes to randomly sing "Bad Romance" and watch her sultry music videos. With interest.
saraheve1188 5
farmville is addicting. the guy can't help it. :/
soulfulemo 0
looks like Gramps likes to get funky with GaGa ;3
metallicshadow 16
i don't know, they're both pretty bad...
XxGuard 0
it's farmville... not having that stuff won't benefit your life in any way.
myndilou 3
that's pathetic lady gaga is a ugly nasty looking untalented dumbass why would anyone want to own anything that has to do with her?
laurbear12 3
wow how do you really feel?
sniperkit 10
You obviously do not know anything about her or her music. watch an interview, listen to some LIVE singing, and find the very long list of charities and organizations she supports. Gaga is an amazing, talented woman, and the fact that you don't see that makes me sad. once you've seen who she truly is, then you can decide whether you hate or love her.
alyssa41192 3
can't blame him I'm straight but I'm so lesbo for gaga I wanna do unspeakable things to her
jlperry31 10
your jealous
TheyCallmeStacey 9
Lmbo!
Noob30 0
I sort-of feel your pain. Except I'm one of the only people in my area who hates all rap/hip-hop (Especially Eminem) and listens to rock/metal like Avenged Sevenfold instead.