Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Anonymous
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Busted
Cringe factor 1000
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
leogs23
Time for a change
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Marlon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
RightInTheFace
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Top comments
Meettitan 14
What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?
miliaras93 17
Thats kinda creepy ..
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Comments (94)
Aero_x 21
Are you doing things in your sleep, OR is she doing things to you while you sleep? Either way, it is creepy and maybe embarrassing.
TabooSushi 24
Run, dude. RUN.
thatnucca 36
What world we live in that folks can't even sleep or nap in peace and with some privacy...
DemigirlV 5
It doesn't say what gender OP is.
followthatcar 5
She knows when you are sleeping, she knows when your awake
FracturedMinds 21
If she's videotaping him in his sleep, odds are they're living together. So I'd hope she'd know if he was or not. Otherwise she's both a nutter and stupid.
Godsofdracos 15
It's a play on the Santa Claus jingle.
FracturedMinds 21
I know. This is why I shouldn't comment when I'm tired.
andiesaur 18
Run. Run as far away as you can.
albertozeta_fml 9
You snore, do you?
MartinDJ 26
If you were a girl it would not have helped in any way
fsomelife 26
Pretend to be sleeping so she starts recording and then scare the shit out of her.
JerryThePenguin 4
Genius
pptm 13
Seem like what i do with ex
thiswhitey 13
why???
StarkWolf_fml 23
anyone else thought of paranormal activity?
iireenee 23
thats creepy. and what do you do in your sleep that makes her film you?!