Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Cringe factor 1000
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Time for a change
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Great timing
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
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Meettitan 14
What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?
miliaras93 17
Thats kinda creepy ..
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Comments (94)
cece23_fml 10
Some guys look super cute when they are sleeping, take it as a compliment (unless her friends start pointing at you and laughing)
gomezoreilly 1
Run, man, run
nitrog100 21
You mean *ex* girlfriend, right? Run, dude; run fast, and run far.
RachaelAnna92 3
Thats just straight up creepy! you might wanna leave her before things get really weird!
drizzy11 18
That's ******* creepy.
nightchan 3
Run.
Balanar 6
Haha, what? Either you do incredibly funny things while you're asleep, or you need to get her a restraining order and a straightjacket.
SEABASSr0130 11
Just be glad that it's not another guy...
Jjtacos 5
Is anyone going to address the issue that her friends watch it? That's crazy! If a friend said "Hey I got this video of my girl sleeping, wanna watch" I'd be like wtf is wrong with u...and there's multiple videos,I can't see her friends being like "you got that new sleeping video of your bf " crazy.... she's displaying obsessive tendencies,and you'd be crazy to stay with her. this is how scary movies start.
Bubblez2009 15
Thas just weird unless u have the craziest way of sleeping