Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping...

Anonymous 2 September 2014, 21:29 Atlanta, United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 21 December 2015, 14:56 Seattle, United States

Soooooo cute

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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Anonymous 27 December 2010, 17:11 United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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Anonymous 13 April 2021, 02:00

Caught!

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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Anonymous 9 October 2010, 04:06 United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Busted 5 March 2023, 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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leogs23 15 November 2020, 10:58

Time for a change

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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humbug 13 May 2012, 13:08 Broomfield, United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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backstabbed 29 October 2011, 07:22 Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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Marlon This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Great timing

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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RightInTheFace 12 September 2015, 16:16 Cardiff, United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML

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Meettitan 14

3 September 2014, 09:09

What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?

miliaras93 17

3 September 2014, 09:09

Thats kinda creepy ..

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Fr0gs 15

3 September 2014, 21:33

Wait, i thought everyone did this

skittyskatbrat 19

3 September 2014, 21:54

Pretend to sleep, and then say stuff that will freak her out a bit. Have some fun with it. Either it's harmless and thoughtless fun on her part (showing a video of you doing something cute and not embarassing in your sleep to her two closest friends) or you're a regular soap opera...one is just a bit thoughtless but harmless, the second is creepy as ****. So...think of a few good things to mutter and mumble in your "sleep" and have some fun with this!