Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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Top comments
elodymayweeble 7
Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.
doumtabarnack 12
What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP
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Comments (107)
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Seems legit o.O!
isallwaysme 27
This is fake. There is an older FML but instead of a girlfriend, it was a boyfriend or a husband with the same excuse.
appelflap 22
What did we become, people? Kick her out, she doesn't deserve you.
Jacksparrow72 21
*****, ***** everywhere.
xmaximusx 12
Hahaha PRICELESS!!
FightMyLiger 19
So my english teacher told me about punctuation.
Ibeatmyself 3
At least she was thinking of you
dermor 3
well if she's willing to bring 2 of her hottest girlfriends over to make it up to you, so you can practice to be better for her, you can have one hell of a good party before you dump her cheating ass.
Sick_Nature 11
"We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We aint talking about *******. We're talking about practice, man."- AI & Sick_Nature
Bicko2004 25
Ex girlfriend!