anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
botharebad
Canada
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
WTF?
United Kingdom
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Noname
United States
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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NGM_47 0
"STILL wears them to this day" ? So does that mean that he wore them when you were together? Weird much?
amazinglyava 0
he WEARS them???? ...
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Comments (88)
Shokz992 0
Surprisingly enough, in that region men are little bigger than women.
ily1210 10
thats creepy LMAO.
riseagainst1616 0
creepy creeper
Bertha5 0
eeeeww? aha
RedRidingHood_fml 0
You figured this out how? lol
boatkicker 5
I'd like to know this, too.
Shokz992 0
Well that posted in completely the wrong place... >.<
Pearljammer001 0
perdix, how do you come up with this s***?!
perdix 31
I don't know. It's a gift or a curse depending on your point of view.
jennacide 0
How old are you?
Pearljammer001 0
either way it's as funny as hell. you should be a comedian!
UniverseMan 0
Whats wrong with that?
FarSide 23
...and exactly how is YOUR life ****** by this???
marriah91 0
ummm eww that's creepy I feel sorry for you