theyarefarapart
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
lemonchips
Norway
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Kids, it doesn't get any better
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
Holyoke, United States
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Petitprof
France
Jump
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Anonymous
Zing!
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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YacL 15
Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.
marinus_fml 20
Every class has a retard.
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Comments (83)
YacL 15
Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.
denbeste 3
Yeah, Oprah is disgusting!
mintcar 10
Aw, I love Oprah.
YacL 15
I didn't say she's disgusting. I was just saying, it must not be all that bad if Oprah's eyes are like that, she is famous and all.
chosenen 6
so is Hitler^^
YacL 15
Isn't that infamous?
mintcar 10
37, I was replying to 22.
instnt1nfction 17
why is the calling of the numbers instead of name you have?
YacL 15
61 - I kinda figured that...
AceHeartThinksTh 0
Oh my gosh I love your username and picture xD
EliseAqua 0
73- There are three reasons 1.) So that it is easier to find the comment 2.) If you post twice you know which comment they are talking about 3.) Just plain old FML tradition
monkeybanana 7
:)
j_cat187 20
are u asien?
killa6698 0
this reminded me of south park
chrissy1313 0
hahaha
j_cat187 20
damn i love imagination land
j_cat187 20
damit i fail at typing **** antiflood
iAmScrubs 19
At leas you have good perenfrial vision. I know that is spelled terribly wrong but I on an iPod touch and spell Check isn't working
iAmScrubs 19
peripheral vision*
iAmScrubs 19
sorry, I just woke up when I wrote this. it should be *least, and *but I am on my iPod.
cptmorgan15 2
No...no.. I think you had it right the first time.
DarthScynn 0
cptmorgan15... you're amazing. :)
FarSide 23
Maybe YOUR eyes are just too far apart iamscrubs.
Darcon 8
Looooool!
sweet_candy_ 17
It's ok op there is a lot of mean people out there. I am known for always looking high. I can't help it I don't get enough sleep.
FlashBurn 13
My eyes are usually bloodshot and no one has accused me of being high. Even though I always seem to be off in my own little world while I work, lol.
DrJesse 10
i know how you feel im known for always being high and/or drunk :)
hiyourcute 0
Hey, at least it's affectionate... right? Right?!
nickdunbar 8
that sucks fyl
SpectSelf 0
kids have always beenmean. the only thing that changes are the faces and names.
mintcar 10
Hahaha, aw don't worry. I don't like my eyes either, I think they're way too big. We all have nagging insecurities OP.
RileyL29 0
Mintcar=pretty
mintcar 10
Aw thanks Riley. 101, hahaha it's okay. it's a little funny actually.
darkbubble_fml 0
ur cuteeeee!
jess6blondie9 3
Aw mintcar, your eyes are pretty. They're not too big!