theyarefarapart
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
lemonchips
Norway
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Kids, it doesn't get any better
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
Holyoke, United States
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Petitprof
France
Jump
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Anonymous
Zing!
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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YacL 15
Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.
marinus_fml 20
Every class has a retard.
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Comments (83)
sabrecaz 0
hey, theres one of those at my school too
GpaGeorge 0
Better that "the kid who's eyes are to close to each other"! People with down syndrome have really close eyes!
rachelpfitzner 3
at least they're not close together
gkflower 0
at least they had good intentions - they were being affectionate
Tmanwaterman 0
I'm called Asian, because my eyes supposedly squint when I laugh, the worst part? I'm German..
tcgg25 0
what's OP?
fricgm 6
pics or it did not happen.
tigerlover39 9
Aww well I'm known as cow eyes cuz my eyes are huge
sulitak 27
that's really unimaginative...
tray623 7
That's actually a result of fetal alcohol syndrome. so your mom probably drank while she was pregnant with you. Sorry to be the one to tell you.