theyarefarapart
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
lemonchips
Norway
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Kids, it doesn't get any better
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
Holyoke, United States
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Petitprof
France
Jump
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Anonymous
Zing!
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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YacL 15
Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.
marinus_fml 20
Every class has a retard.
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Bofferding_fml 6
reminds me of Fisheye from Hot Shots movie. too bad you don't have the famous "1-eyebrow syndrome" else you might get the world's largest eyebrow record!
sourgirl101 29
Haha, that's actually funny.(: I think many people are given silly nicknames. I was called "duckie" because I waddled when I walked.
beatinstick 0
That sucks!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Nathan Fillion's eyes are far apart and he's a damn attractive man. I wouldn't worry about it. Kids used to not-so-affectionately call me either "The Harry Potter Girl" (I had a binder with HP pictures on it) or "The Quiet Girl." They also told other kids to stay away from me because I was "too nerdy" and would "ruin their reputation" if they talked to me. So, it could be worse...
jess6blondie9 3
Nerdsgetmehot - I'm sorry that people made fun of you and wouldn't talk to you because it would ruin your reputation. That's sad to hear. I absolutely hate kids that are rude like that. You seem cool from what comments I've read of you, those kids are missing out.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#139 Aw, well thank you! Luckily that was about 8 years ago, and I've changed quite a lot since then-- physically, at least. I still maintain my nerdy essence. :P I still don't make friends easily because people misinterpret my shyness as snobbery.
jess6blondie9 3
Aww. That's too bad. The shy ones are always who I want to talk to and get to know more about. They're always the cooler ones that aren't like everyone else. And everyone has a little nerd in them don't worry. ;)
Shadow4i5 3
aren't u lucky to be the class clown
plebeianFelix 5
that beats being affectionately referred to as the kid who developed fetal alcohol syndrome.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm pretty sure you're born with fetal alcohol syndrome rather than developing it after you're born...
plebeianFelix 5
lol not to be contentious, but most congenital defects develop in utero. but I guess it's the definition of "is" so maybe we can both be right.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yeah, that's what I meant-- fetal alcohol syndrome is something that develops when they're in the womb. Technically they are alive when they develop it, but it's still pre-birth. Let's call it a draw, shall we? :P
plebeianFelix 5
nash equilibrium :)
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
That really sucks! They couldn't have been more original?
AlexanderTesla 0
YDI for being a deformed freak.
Bloodywolf20 9
And your a dumb dick for thanking how someone looks makes them a freak Fyi your the freak for judging someone youv never met
CoconutMuffin 5
I'd LOVE to see a picture of you! :) Highly doubt you aren't deformed if you make that comment! Hater!
bankrupt 15
I had a bunch of rotten names thrown at me in high school. The one that stands out in my mind is 'Peanut ****.'
FarSide 23
Creamy or Crunchy?
mante_fml 0
don't worry about it. your mom (aunt) and dad (uncle) didn't know better back then. good luck