theyarefarapart
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
lemonchips
Norway
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Kids, it doesn't get any better
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
Holyoke, United States
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Petitprof
France
Jump
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Anonymous
Zing!
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Top comments
YacL 15
Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.
marinus_fml 20
Every class has a retard.
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Comments (83)
DFlit1 0
wow that kinda sucks bu the this point there's nothin u can do except think of a way it makes ur vission better lol
jessecax 0
it could be worse!
BahahahLOL 0
Well as long as it's "affectionately"...
CitrusGirl 0
Such is life. There will always be mean people. I've been made fun of for being short, having frizzy hair, wearing glasses, looking like a 13 year old when I'm 18. It's only bad if you let it be. If you're a strong, self-assured person what others think doesn't matter.
limblessorphan 4
there should be more comments like this :-)
glassssscandy 0
Why in the world would they call you that? It takes way to long to say! They should just call you fish face...
CoconutMuffin 5
That would really only make sense if the OP had big lips, which that comment is usually reserved for.
CallMeHush 1
I'm surprised they didn't shorten that to ol' Bug Eyes!
loyeah 10
awesome! you are going to go far in art! eyes farther apart give you better senses to perspectives and spaces. you should be proud :D
kevin2407_fml 2
Oh, come on, that's not so bad.. You just need to see it from a wider perspective!
aardvarkish 17
That is a disturbing dog. I thought I had seen it all.
atomicbaboon 0
hehe. I see what you did there.
cptmorgan15 2
You have a kid in your class? That's odd.
khaya 9
They do it affectionately, meaning they really care about you when you are around. When you aren't they make it their job to cut you down.