Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML
Give it back!
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Is there that much demand for that sort of thing?
Today, my overly jealous insecure brother "found" my ATM receipt, and called me out during a family luncheon, accusing me for being a drug dealer because, "How else could someone who is unemployed even before the pandemic could have almost 7 digits?" I couldn't answer them. Secretly, I'm a furry hentai artist. FML
Business is business
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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Jimboom 12
Wait until he goes to the toilet or something and then delete every one of his characters
L0veh8te 0
LMAO, I see a bright future for him in the Marketing Buisness.
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Comments (241)
Scaffolding 0
ydi for having a brother who plays WoW
EveryDayJackAss 0
blame Blizzard ^_^ and hey WoW>anything....yes even sex and shitload of crack
tipple 0
Your brother has problems with taking aadvantage of other people. Taking peephole pics of you; selling them to make money; wasting said money on his own futile entertainment. Force him to let you make a video of him masturbating, and threaten to sell it to all his classmates in school if he ever does anything like that again. Then, tell him he has to pay you all the money he earned from selling your pics, and then delete all his WoW accounts characters, computers - the lot. Sorry - I tried to think of something witty and entertaining to say here, but words failed me...
spartan12280 0
Kellee?
sophEaS21 0
holy shit; um how did he get pictures of you showering? didnt you notice the curtain moving or something? as perverted as it was for your brother to do that, it might have been just as perverted of you. did you enjoy it?
Fcukngabbana 0
Hhahahah i freaking love WoW and the things people will go through to play it
crazyChic451 0
If I were you I would kick his ass.
Belgian 0
I hope you kicked him to the floor, put your foot in his mouth, took pictures of it and sent those to his imaginary friends!
Satyromaniac 0
WoW turns ordinary people into complete and utter psychopaths. Search for "greatest freakout ever (original video)" on youtube (author of video is called wafflepwn) and you'll find solid evidence of this.
pinkbubble96 0
why r there so many fmls that involve wow?? any guys that play that need to get a life