Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Can you say "fired for sexual harassment"? Drop him, there is nothing good that can cone from this.
im_awsome 2
sound like he is cheating in yuu.
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Comments (126)
ohSNAPyall 27
If it makes you feel any better, he won't be working with them much longer. I heard one of those ladies is head of HR!
TobyFunke 3
"head of HR"?? He probably works at Arby's, there's no HR at Arby's, I would know
starberries 0
Of course there is. All large corporations have HR departments. Stop being stupid.
DocBastard 40
Mmmmmmmm...Beef N Cheddar...With Horsey Sauce...*drool*
TobyFunke 3
Youre the dumb one, sure Arby's has HR, but I meant her idiot boyfriend is probably a zit-faced 18 year old who works in an Arby's, a major corporation has a head office with HR, but not HR people at fast food joints. If you think that Arby's store have their own HR departments you're more than stupid
IBMoondance23 0
dump his a$$ he's obviously fishing for his next catch
fricknugget 3
hes trying 2 attract his coworkers so he can hav som fun! duhhh . id say dump him if anymore things r suspicious
RedPillSucks 33
he's a master penist he's so testicular. he likes to woo the women but he's not particular.
zombieglamour_fml 0
lol nice
Daggertrout 6
What an idiot! That's what Blind Carbon Copy is for.
gusgus36 5
sounds like you have a Brett favre on your hands. also, I would send it on to the boss or HR or something... he can find out you got it when he gets in trouble
ghad25 3
would he happen to be Bret Farve?
alacn 0
The only way to find out exactly why he did it is by confronting him. You need to do it for your peace of mind!
Nirrashi91 0
same happened with me and my douche bag ex!
perdix 31
It pays to advertise! Looks like he is interviewing your replacement, or at least outsource some of the work you are supposed to do. I guess with the pictures, he is showing the candidates the compensation package.