Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Can you say "fired for sexual harassment"? Drop him, there is nothing good that can cone from this.
im_awsome 2
sound like he is cheating in yuu.
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Comments (126)
lacrossekid 0
awe are you sad now did I hurt someones feelings ... is that the roids kicking In now ?
lacrossekid 0
alright internet tough guy ... i don't have a reason to believe you it's the Internet how do we even know that is you in that pic for all I care and the hole break me I'n half thing yeah ok I'm worried now
Howljerk 0
Another case of a guy destroying his relationship because of his dick.
starile 20
it happens quite often.
lacrossekid 0
um ok retard .. do you know what conversation we are In
lacrossekid 0
good joke .. sorry to burst ur bubble but I don't have a dad so ur fantasy is crushed
lacrossekid 0
another gay joke ... so at the gym how much do enjoy shower time with ur friends
at1325 0
does he know he can get fired and sued for that? even if they are acting like they are all fine with it now, he pisses them off for whatever reason they can turn around and say it created a hostile work environment and that they felt sexually harassed n sue him and the company for millions
THESTONEDDUDE 13
your sexy
nakidna 0
liar!
Fireman4388 0
102- I take it you're nearly blind? At least I hope so if you think she is "sexy"
jimsy19 0
yay
disconect7 0
awesome!
colombiancartel 0
send out pics to his male co-workers of your vag.. include my email