Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Can you say "fired for sexual harassment"? Drop him, there is nothing good that can cone from this.
im_awsome 2
sound like he is cheating in yuu.
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Comments (126)
lacrossekid 0
you have more what then I have girls ... WTF
ICabooseI 0
Well, as fun as it is arguing with someone who can hardly bend their neck down to look at the keypad for a half an hour, I've got somewhere to be.It was fun while it lasted.
lacrossekid 0
yeah I did ... a threesome ?? you know it doesn't count when it's with 3 dudes right
lacrossekid 0
lacrossekid 1 apeman 0
riggens7522 0
hack into his email and send different pics of someone else's penis ( like the Asian guy from the hangover) saying it was a mistake and that was the real thing.
ICabooseI 0
You thought it was a date? You have lots of gay thoughts on your mind.I'll leave you to them.Though I must admit, you did make me laugh while making comebacks with the others.
lacrossekid 0
haha thats a good one ... and yes I knew that .. ask your mom
ICabooseI 0
I do it for the laughs.but now I really must go.it killed time fast.a little too fast.
MagicMushrooms 0
Epic FML fight!
lacrossekid 0
no unlike you I passed elementary school and know how to use my head