Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jf7609 0
oh my god, I would effing flip
DeadHorseman 11
time to emancipate
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (170)
thefamemonsterr 0
I agree Snick!!
royals08 0
lmao at number5!!!that's just funny.......sorry dude your life sucks and I would definitely make His life a living hell....tell his new GF some dirt......destroy whatever is most precious to him ruin his life like he did to you
Gordonhollis 0
Wow, Bickerdoodles is being sympathetic for once. Congratz.
mkylem 0
Finally, a reason for me to agree with Bickerdoodles... Get OJ's lawer!!!!!
daniisme 0
omg... snick IS being sympathetic for once... :O O:
terror_twins 0
who honestly said YDI? That's terrible haha
yvesofwinter 0
Same trolls who act like assholes for every FML. Or some people may have "accidentally" clicked it (I actually did that once).
jakeomatic 0
In the US, anything under 18 would be statutory rape.
Freeze_fml 17
The legal age here in Texas is 17.
thatssomeBS 9
Who saves money? I just let the government/taxpayers take care of my education... Thank you Pell Grant.
talaina 2
Unfortunately, some of us have to save money, or work our asses off for scholarships. Some of us don't qualify for Pell Grants because our parents make too much money, and yet still can help only minimally with our college education largely because huge portions of their salaries go to taxes, to fund your Pell Grants.
chimmy 0
And your Pell Grants are the reason that the cost of college has tripled in the last two decades, a cost born largely by the middle class who can neither qualify for the grants nor can afford the sticker price of college. Thanks, #25!!!
Cinn_fml 23
@chimmy - So you don't think that those intelligent enough to go to uni to do a proper degree shouldn't get the financial aid? (I speak as someone who's not entirely certain what the Pell Grant is, but assumes it's the same as a maintanence grant in the UK). I can understand not wanting to give grants to everyone who's applying to uni because some of the things you can get degrees in now are just...no, go and do a proper subject or get a job. But to not give anyone financial help? That seems a little harsh, there are some people who truely can't afford it but are intelligent enough to go, or could do with just a little help. @thatssomeBS - being arrogant enough to assume that the government should pay for all your university fees is just annoying, and somewhat stupid. You never know, they might not want to. But I know there are people who always know that they will rely largely upon the government, but in my general experience they tend to save things as they know that they might need to stretch money. Saving something is always a good idea, even if it's not just for uni.
nommnom_fml 0
u should get in on the action if ur paying for that hoe :)