Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
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jf7609 0
oh my god, I would effing flip
DeadHorseman 11
time to emancipate
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Comments (170)
ecfrost 4
I agree with the people who said you should ask for some of the ass since you essentially helped pay for him to get some. Good luck!
Solisa149448 0
Let them marry, make sure she has life insurance, then BAM you have your money back. Haha. Just kidding, don't take that seriously.
canzo378 0
collect all the evidence and sue him... and make sure your mom gets her divorce certificate as well
LuferLad 0
sue his ass. that was your money and he had no right taking it!
jayAZ 3
Wow! Look, get the education anyway you can. Perhaps the 20 yr old is a working girl and she can pay you back! Maybe.
FREEHUGSANDKISSE 0
TIME TO SMACK A HOE !
diosmio_fml 0
sue him
applz_fml 0
awww po thing u shud mess up his relationship wit dat gold digger
truthfulasshole 0
and this is why euthanasia should be legal. that way, you get the last laugh :D
LimeFlavor 0
Your dad had a mid-life crisis and bought himself a new ride.