Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML
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nick347b 6
Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.
baconstrips 12
Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!
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Comments (202)
purebliss7 6
he will be a 40 year old virgin then if he cant even touch boobs without worrying about mommy.
japtch 15
OP could be underage. That's a good reason to not want to touch her ****. And it explains why he doesn't want his parents to know.
Sik426 0
he is probably just a wussy
GameOver008 1
Nobody likes being grounded....
tactical_bacon 4
ydi for choosing to date the only straight guy in the world over 11 who would have that problem. no sympathy here
killakk 0
Did you ever think he was just respecting you?
kaykay20 0
I'd think that too if his reason for not touching her wasn't because he was afraid of his parents finding out when he's a adult but that's not the case. Clearly he's just scared.
asokathegreat 3
Haha I get it now, she's dating a closet gay dude ....... lol such a simple deduction :D
ihaveapenis 0
I'll do it for him if he wants :D
loveyouall81 2
I was just in Columbus... Horrible place!! How long are you there for?
Poetaster 10
Tell him if he won't... I will.
mpclaw 3
Well if he wont, someone else gladly will!